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The Captain's Chocolate Blend

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The Captain's Chocolate Blend 🍫⚓

Command Your Day with Rich Chocolate Power

Take charge of your nutrition with Pirate Ship Farms' Captain's Chocolate Blend – a decadent protein powder that proves healthy can taste incredible. This isn't your typical chalky chocolate protein; it's a rich, smooth blend that combines premium pea protein with nutrient-dense microgreens and real cocoa for a chocolate experience that fuels your body and satisfies your cravings.

The Captain's Formula:

🍫 Rich Cocoa – Premium cocoa powder for deep chocolate flavor
🌱 Microgreen Power – Broccoli and spinach microgreens for vitamins and antioxidants
💪 Pea Protein – Clean, plant-based protein for muscle building and recovery
🍯 Natural Sweetness – Coconut sugar or maple for guilt-free indulgence
🧂 Sea Salt – Enhances chocolate flavor and provides trace minerals

Why You'll Love It:

Tastes like a rich chocolate milkshake
20-25g of plant-based protein per serving
No artificial sweeteners or flavors
Made with Montana-grown microgreens
Smooth, creamy texture – never gritty
Perfect for smoothies, shakes, or baking
Supports muscle recovery and energy
Kid-approved, adult-loved

Montana-Grown, Captain-Approved

Every container starts with microgreens grown fresh in our Gallatin Valley indoor farm. We blend them with premium cocoa and plant protein to create a chocolate protein powder that's as nutritious as it is delicious.

Chart your course to chocolate-powered nutrition! 🏴☠️🍫⚓

Chocolate That Builds Muscle, Not Guilt

Finally, a chocolate protein powder that tastes like dessert but fuels like a champion. The Captain's Chocolate Blend proves you don't have to sacrifice flavor for nutrition – or nutrition for flavor.

The Problem with Most Chocolate Protein Powders

Let's be honest: most chocolate protein powders are disappointing. They're either:

Chalky and gritty with a weird aftertaste
Loaded with artificial sweeteners that leave a chemical taste
So processed they barely resemble real food
Lacking in actual nutrition beyond basic protein

We decided to do better.

Real Cocoa. Real Nutrition. Real Results.

The Captain's Chocolate Blend starts with premium cocoa powder – the same quality you'd use for baking. We blend it with:

Premium Pea Protein:

Complete amino acid profile for muscle building
Easy to digest (no bloating)
Hypoallergenic (dairy-free, soy-free)
Sustainable and eco-friendly

Montana-Grown Microgreens:

Broccoli Microgreens:

40x more sulforaphane than mature broccoli
Powerful anti-cancer compounds
Supports liver detoxification
Anti-inflammatory properties

Spinach Microgreens:

Rich in iron and calcium
High in vitamins A, C, and K
Supports bone health
Boosts energy naturally

Natural Sweetness: We use coconut sugar or maple syrup powder – real ingredients with lower glycemic impact than refined sugar. Just enough sweetness to enhance the chocolate without overwhelming it.

Sea Salt: A pinch of sea salt enhances the chocolate flavor (just like in gourmet chocolate) and provides trace minerals your body needs.

The Cocoa Advantage

Cocoa isn't just delicious – it's a superfood:

Flavonoids: Powerful antioxidants that support heart health
Theobromine: Natural compound that provides gentle, sustained energy
Magnesium: Essential mineral for muscle function and recovery
Iron: Supports oxygen transport and energy production
Mood Boosters: Contains compounds that promote feelings of well-being
Brain Health: Improves focus, memory, and cognitive function

From Our Farm to Your Shaker Bottle

Every container of Captain's Chocolate Blend begins in our indoor farm in Gallatin Valley, Montana:

Grow microgreens in controlled conditions for peak nutrition
Harvest at 7-14 days when nutrients are most concentrated
Dry using low-temperature methods to preserve vitamins and enzymes
Blend with premium cocoa, pea protein, and natural sweeteners
Test for quality and purity
Package in recyclable containers
Ship directly to you

Versatility That Fits Your Life

Post-Workout Recovery: The combination of fast-absorbing protein and antioxidants from cocoa helps reduce muscle soreness and speed recovery.

Meal Replacement: Add fruits, vegetables, and healthy fats for a complete, satisfying meal in a glass.

Dessert Alternative: Satisfy chocolate cravings with nutrition instead of empty calories. Make chocolate "nice cream," protein pudding, or frozen protein pops.

Baking Powerhouse: Transform ordinary recipes into protein-packed treats. Brownies, muffins, pancakes, and more.

Kid-Friendly Nutrition: Sneak vegetables into your kids' diet without the battle. They'll beg for "chocolate milk" that's actually packed with nutrition.

The Captain's Promise

We don't cut corners. We don't use fillers. We don't hide behind proprietary blends. Every ingredient serves a purpose, and we're proud to list them all.

No Artificial Sweeteners – No sucralose, aspartame, or acesulfame-K
No Artificial Flavors – Real cocoa, real vanilla
No Artificial Colors – The rich brown comes from cocoa
No Soy – Clean pea protein only
No Dairy – 100% plant-based
No GMOs – Natural ingredients only
No Regrets – Just delicious, nutritious chocolate power

Join the Crew

Thousands of health-conscious chocolate lovers have already discovered The Captain's Chocolate Blend. They've learned that you can have your chocolate and build muscle too. That you can satisfy cravings and nourish your body. That healthy doesn't have to taste like punishment.

Navigate better nutrition with every delicious scoop. 🏴☠️🍫⚓

Nutritional Information (Per Serving)

Serving Size: 2 scoops (32g) Servings Per Container: []

Calories: 140-160
Protein: 20-25g
Total Fat: 3-5g
Total Carbohydrates: 10-14g
Dietary Fiber: 4-5g
Sugars: 4-6g (from natural sweeteners)
Iron: 15-20% DV (from cocoa and microgreens)
Calcium: 8-10% DV
Vitamins & Minerals: High in Vitamin K, Vitamin C, Magnesium

[Adjust based on actual formulation and lab testing]

Ingredients

Primary Ingredients:

Pea Protein Isolate
Cocoa Powder (Dutch-processed or raw)
Microgreen Powder Blend (Broccoli, Spinach)
Coconut Sugar (or Maple Syrup Powder)
Sea Salt
Natural Vanilla Extract
Optional: Cacao Nibs, Maca Powder

Allergen Information: May be processed in a facility that handles tree nuts and peanuts.

How to Use

Classic Chocolate Shake:

Add 2 scoops to blender or shaker bottle
Pour in 8-12 oz of your favorite liquid (water, almond milk, oat milk)
Shake or blend until smooth
Enjoy immediately

Captain's Favorite Recipes:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Power:

2 scoops Captain's Chocolate Blend
1 banana
1 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup almond milk
Ice

Mocha Morning Fuel:

2 scoops Captain's Chocolate Blend
1 cup cold brew coffee
1/2 banana
Ice
Blend for coffee shop quality

Chocolate Mint Refresher:

2 scoops Captain's Chocolate Blend
1 cup coconut milk
Fresh mint leaves
Ice
Blend for a refreshing treat

Double Chocolate Smoothie Bowl:

2 scoops Captain's Chocolate Blend
1 frozen banana
1/2 cup Greek yogurt
Splash of milk
Top with granola, berries, cacao nibs

Protein Brownies:

Mix into brownie batter for extra protein
Replace 1/4 cup flour with protein powder
Fudgy, nutritious dessert

Recommended Daily Use: 1-2 servings per day

Benefits

For Athletes & Active Lifestyles:

Supports muscle recovery and growth
Provides sustained energy for workouts
Reduces post-exercise soreness
Enhances endurance and performance
Antioxidants from cocoa reduce inflammation

For Daily Wellness:

Satisfies chocolate cravings healthily
Boosts daily protein intake
Supports heart health (cocoa flavonoids)
Provides mood-boosting compounds
Increases vegetable nutrient intake
Supports healthy weight management
Improves focus and mental clarity

Cocoa Power:

Rich in flavonoids and antioxidants
Contains theobromine for natural energy
Supports cardiovascular health
Mood-enhancing properties
High in magnesium and iron

Microgreen Superpower:

40x more nutrients than mature vegetables
Broccoli microgreens rich in sulforaphane
Spinach microgreens packed with iron and vitamins
Anti-inflammatory properties
Supports detoxification

Q: Is this protein powder vegan? A: Yes! The Captain's Chocolate Blend is 100% plant-based and vegan-friendly.

Q: Does it really taste like chocolate? A: Absolutely! We use premium cocoa powder for rich, authentic chocolate flavor. Most customers say it tastes like a chocolate milkshake – not like typical protein powders.

Q: Can I taste the microgreens? A: No! The rich chocolate flavor completely masks any "green" taste. You get all the nutrition without any vegetable flavor.

Q: How much protein per serving? A: Each serving provides approximately 20-25g of high-quality plant-based protein.

Q: Is it safe for children? A: Yes! Our natural formula is safe and nutritious for children. Many parents use it to sneak extra vegetables into their kids' diet.

Q: Does it mix well? A: Yes! Our formula blends smoothly in a blender or shaker bottle with minimal clumping. For best results, use a blender or shaker ball.

Q: Can I use it for baking? A: Absolutely! Use it in protein brownies, muffins, pancakes, and other recipes. It adds nutrition and rich chocolate flavor.

Q: Is the chocolate flavor too sweet? A: We use natural sweeteners in moderate amounts for a balanced chocolate flavor – sweet enough to satisfy but not overpowering.

Q: How does it compare to whey protein? A: Our plant-based formula is easier to digest, contains more fiber and phytonutrients, and has a lower environmental impact than dairy-based proteins.

Q: Can I make hot chocolate with it? A: Yes! Mix with hot water or warm milk for a protein-packed hot chocolate. It's perfect for cold Montana mornings!